Dear readers’ I like to share some of intelligent facts of living with you which I copied from a friend of mine (H.C) which she copied from someone which copied from someone else which copied from another someone …. haihhh .. from a very long source hahaha.
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet up.
Bear says:
“When I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest shivers with fear.”
Lion says:
“And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire Savannah is afraid of me.”
Says the chicken:
“Big deal. I only have to sneeze, and the entire planet panics.”
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Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian’s place to show it to her.So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
“This is ah, so fast even the Mata Kia cannot catch ah!”
“Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!” said Ah Lian.
“Some more hor, this is Automatic one,vely easy to drive!”
So Ah Lian said, “Let me try! I wan, I wan!”
So Ah Lian took the driver’s seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator.The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
“Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!” screamed Ah Beng.
“Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, “R” for racing mah!”
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The Titanic was sinking and there weren’t enough life boats. So the captain had to persuade the male passengers to jump into the icy water to make room for the women and children.
To the British he said, “You must act like gentlemen.”
They jumped.
To the Americans he said, “You can be heroes.”
They complied.
To the Germans he said, “It’s the rule.”
They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said,”It’s the consensus.”
They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren’t budging until he came up with an appeal: Free life jackets for those who jumped.”
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One day, there were an American, one Italian, a Singaporean and Bangladeshi traveled around on a private helicopter.
After about one hour of travelling, the American took out his cigarette(Dunhill), lighted it up and started smoking after two sip, he threw the balance of the cigarette.
The other three persons were surprised and asked “Why didn’t you finish-up the cigarette before throwing?” He replied arrogantly, “There is a lot of cigarettes in my country.”
Half an hour later, the Italian took out a bottle of branded perfume and applied on him and the rest he threw out of the window. The other three persons were surprised and asked, “Why did you throw away the perfume?”
The Italian replied also, “There is a lot of perfume in my country.”
The Singaporean didn’t know what to do & suddenly pushed the Bangladeshi out of the helicopter.
The other two persons shouted crazyly, “Why did you do that to him !?”
The Singaporean said slowly, “There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country!”
Every kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.
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Isn’t it true with lives?
If we don’t communicate properly, we have our own assumption; just like Ah Lian … “R” for racing :p
Greeds motivation in doing things … expect free things or returns.
Ego in every aspect of lives .. kiasu …. hahaha
Thank God there is only one Huey Ching or else … people will start throwing out H.C .. hahaha…