gua mau pindah rumah …

i want to move to new home ……

woa yau pan chia ……

new home address:      www.jaumeng.blogspot.com

like always … before i can move in, it needs some renovation, cleaning up, painting & etc … hahahaha …. so anyone like to help ??? hehehe ..

no house warming party …

Just got back from church camp @ Cameron Highlands last Tuesday. Somehow I got sun-burnt on the both hands …. kah kheng said, “too much B.B.Q lamb chop” hahahaha.

Just post a wallpaper for fun … hahaha. Somehow during that night, we had this crazy idea of photo posting ….”Mr & Mrs. Smith”. hahaha

Sorry lar I did not lift up my leg cos’ it was very heavy due to lack of exercise & overload of food :p

Hope you enjoy it & be sure to use it as your wallpaper .. hehehehe.

Could not pen down now as I need time to restructure my brain cell so that I could put them orderly & clearly.

At the meantime … have a cup of strawberry tea & please enjoy some of the thousands & thousands of photos taken from the camp ….

www.pcmc.org.my/english

How could this be? If 1=5 then for 5=1 should be very easy, in fact too easy lar .. mathematically – yes !! Alas ! It’s not true in real life.

Today I heard that a granny was pushed around to live among her sons due to some disagreement with the daughter-in-laws & to make the matter worse, the sons kept silent & do nothing.

The fall of mankind was not that Eve took a bite of the forbidden fruit, but because Adam who was with her, kept silent & do nothing to stop her. These “Adam’s disease” still remains with men today.

We like to look see, look see & let things be … until boi kiew (can’t solve) … only then move our buttock hahaha ..

Men must stand firm for what is right in the sight of God even to the extend of standing alone.

If you guys see me standing alone, please bring me a chair & ice lemon tea, ok ??? :p

One day, David decided to wake up early in the morning – before brushing his teeth & washing his overnight saliva stained on his face – called his assistant Joab to number his mighty army. The assistant was reluctant with the order but what to do … “makan gaji” … had to do what boss said.

The reason for taking the consensus was not to provide EPF scheme, giving fringe benefits, giving them free insurance coverage BUT for King David to show off how many people under his control.

The LORD was angry with him because King David put PRIDE before God. As though that all the past wars were won by his intelligent & great armies.

Isn’t it so with us?

When we are successful & when we are “somewhere” or “somebody”, we think it was our own effort & hard work & intelligent that brought us to that level.

Likewise in church, we think that our ideas are the best & at times pulling other people down by ridiculing & thrashing them down. Some went to the extend of bad-mouthing.

Our life on this earth is too short to be petty with petty stuffs. Let our pride, envy & jealousy be removed. We need to be aware that our being here is only temporal and one day we have to answer to our Maker.

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet up.

Bear says:
“When I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest shivers with fear.”

Lion says:
“And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire Savannah is afraid of me.”

Says the chicken:
“Big deal. I only have to sneeze, and the entire planet panics.”
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Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian’s place to show it to her.So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend.

“This is ah, so fast even the Mata Kia cannot catch ah!”
“Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!” said Ah Lian.
“Some more hor, this is Automatic one,vely easy to drive!”
So Ah Lian said, “Let me try! I wan, I wan!”
So Ah Lian took the driver’s seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator.The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.

“Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!” screamed Ah Beng.
“Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, “R” for racing mah!”
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The Titanic was sinking and there weren’t enough life boats. So the captain had to persuade the male passengers to jump into the icy water to make room for the women and children.
To the British he said, “You must act like gentlemen.”
They jumped.

To the Americans he said, “You can be heroes.”
They complied.

To the Germans he said, “It’s the rule.”
They obeyed.

To the Japanese he said,”It’s the consensus.”
They obliged.

Then came the Singaporean and they just weren’t budging until he came up with an appeal: Free life jackets for those who jumped.”
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One day, there were an American, one Italian, a Singaporean and Bangladeshi traveled around on a private helicopter.

After about one hour of travelling, the American took out his cigarette(Dunhill), lighted it up and started smoking after two sip, he threw the balance of the cigarette.

The other three persons were surprised and asked “Why didn’t you finish-up the cigarette before throwing?” He replied arrogantly, “There is a lot of cigarettes in my country.”

Half an hour later, the Italian took out a bottle of branded perfume and applied on him and the rest he threw out of the window. The other three persons were surprised and asked, “Why did you throw away the perfume?”

The Italian replied also, “There is a lot of perfume in my country.”

The Singaporean didn’t know what to do & suddenly pushed the Bangladeshi out of the helicopter.

The other two persons shouted crazyly, “Why did you do that to him !?”

The Singaporean said slowly, “There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country!”

Every kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.

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Isn’t it true with lives?

If we don’t communicate properly, we have our own assumption; just like Ah Lian … “R” for racing :p

Greeds motivation in doing things … expect free things or returns.

Ego in every aspect of lives .. kiasu …. hahaha

Thank God there is only one Huey Ching or else … people will start throwing out H.C .. hahaha…